September 21, 2020
Joey gets a haircut, Mark gets an opportunity, Dauood gets a new microphone, and Andrew gets sad in some Filipino chat rooms. Plus the outrage surrounding Cuties, doctors refuse to draw blood, and we update WAP to something we can all experience... DAB.
September 8, 2020
WOMAN YOU HAVE SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO. Mark comes back from his WAP retreat to divulge proof of mankind's greatest fear- "G Poppin". Also we find the one group that 2020 has been harder on that humans... boats. Plus Joey finally gets a W on his apartment and celebrates by barbecuing in the middle of a fire and Dauood teaches Mark how to make money on TikTok.
August 27, 2020
The fallout from Joey's loss to a meth head continues, we try to speak to the manager of everything, and Mark squares off with John Pierpont Morgan Sr. himself. Plus Dauood teaches us that there's a COVID button for everything, and Joey comes up with his most ingenious idea yet which Andrew plans to steal.
August 13, 2020
The Pier 69 boys are deeply in need of a crack detective because Joe's Apartment is getting house hunted. Plus Ben Shapiro gets WAP'ed and some life tips on how to finesse and iso. Pour some lava (lamps) out for our first studio.
August 10, 2020
Mark gets butt hurt from a couple gas station eclairs, Andrew tries to fix him with pseudo science and Joey becomes an expert in reality TV but gets exposed as a skateboarding POSER. Plus, ball surgery and whether to botox your man box.
August 2, 2020
Dauood is late, Mark is spicy and Andrew just wants everyone's feelings to be taken into account. Plus is comedy decentralizing? Does Mark have the world's longest butthole? And a conversation around therapy and COVID related stresses and breakups. The world is like Mark's teeth: fragile.
July 23, 2020
Trump praises Ghislaine, Kanye makes Dave Chappelle tell a joke, and we debate all the best ways to be a male Karen as Mark wages a $5 war with a golf course. Plus Joey discusses his crazy nieghbor, announces a game of Calcio Storic, and a debate breaks out about whether you should get snacks for next cucking event. We recommend a footlong.
Watch us live and on video: https://www.twitch.tv/marksmallslive
July 16, 2020
Do you ever feel like your testosterone is too high and your confidence is off the charts? Chug some Beta Liter and simp out to the smooth airwaves of this podcast. We take it to Mark's newly populated Twitch stream to discuss Ivanka's beans, Nick Cannon's controversy, ANTIFA trying to police a Black man and which Mario Kart character is the Thiccest. Then we open it up to the chat for a Q + A and decide not to quit comedy.
Watch live: https://www.twitch.tv/marksmallslive
July 7, 2020
Something happened this week at Mount Gushmore, in the Dakotas, thankfully far from those Australian Dunkaroos. Also, Joey's house gets burgled and he has a very Joey solution. Dauood gets cut out of our big (not big) break. And our progressive surfer Alt-Right character is what the world needs to heal myeeaaannnnnnn (deserve to be paid more).
June 18, 2020
Mark's lane opens up as Chris D'Elia vacates skinny bearded long hair white guy, Andrew deals with his new found kind of fame, China and India go to war and we discuss the racial merit of every mascot. Plus is J. Cole a marketing genius... and does Andrew Yang know the future?!